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These Ideas Are Embarassing

by Rob Tunstall

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1.
Head Bone 01:45
The neck bone's connected to the head bone the head bone there to keep you dry plain and simple hard and fast always safe and sorry I'm afraid I've already fallen for your vast collection of nervous twitches and ticks
2.
Spell It Out 03:13
Narration:Two figures walking at high noon In matching scarves in green and blue Now all the town is painted red the older one, she turns and says Marge: Say, I think it's time we spelled it out There's only so many years left where I can pretend I don't know that I am someday going to die and leave twelve plain white t-shirts. I get the strangest urges to just punch out total strangers and I get the feeling that there would not be any- -consequence no I think they might just thank me for a change of pace you know, it's not everyday you get punched in the face it's not everyday Narration: The shorter one he turns and stares And runs his hands through fading hair Eyes open wide she merely waits At twelve 'o five he starts and says Leroy: Strange, I was sort of thinking the same thing I've got quite good at feigning ease with all these things that I can't stand it's to the point where I forget that I am even trying. I'd like to meet someone who shares my need for random outbursts of the sort that you've just mentioned or maybe we could take- plastic bags and make parachutes for flightless birds whom we've always thought deserved a chance to know what they're missing to know what they're missing Narration: and so the two resume their walk feeling like the air from a burst balloon that's so confused now that it's escaped. now that it's escaped.
3.
Unrequited love is kind of rude It's like building them a house when they didn't even ask you to They like what you did with that room But the people in the pictures look a little bit too much like you You don't know what goes in it x3 The drapes are the wrong colour, etc. Metaphor, metaphor, analogy x4 Unrequited love is getting old It used to be a real disease and know it feels just like a nagging cold There's not a ribbon or parade There's no need to research something that if given time just goes away They don't know what goes in it x3 They only treat the symptoms, etc. Metaphor, metaphor, analogy x4
4.
Red Giant 02:54
I've got no plans for after death besides lying down 'til the world ends the sun'll get real big, we'll vaporize forget whose particles were yours or mine the choice to bury or cremate will be made for you if you just wait five billion years give or take a red giant's gonna crash the wake It'll come to take back your best shoes and plain black slacks 'cause at the end of the day they weren't yours anyway.
5.
When you were only 12 years old, you threw your old dog down a well, pulled the pin on a grenade, and then you blew it straight to hell. Later when the smoking stopped, you started pulling on the rope, and when the bucket reached the top, it was the punchline to your joke. You laughed like it was going out of style, and I guess it was. And then this morning I woke up, and you had tied me to the bed, said your imaginary friends, had put a bounty on my head, nothing personal of course, and its a shame to see you go, but since we have to anyway, well there's some things I'd like to know. You said you'd like to see what happens if we drop this knife from ten feet up, it might just bounce, you never know. I said I've got a guess, a hypothesis I'm happy to let die in my stead, I'm pretty sure how it will go. You know that we had always hoped, all this was something you'd outgrow, or at the very least we'd know when you were coming. You laughed, like it was going out of style, and I guess it was.
6.
The plane played a game of keep away from the ground and every stewardess was made up to hit the town its hard to believe they do any of that for me pay the bills and make the grade bite a nail and turn a light off go to sleep and have a dream you go to sleep and dream inside her it was hot as hell when I found my kyoto inn and all the temples packed with miles of bare-skin libido ran up a debt, haven't been able to pay it yet pay the bills and make the grade bit a nail and turn a light off fall asleep and have a dream you fall asleep and dream inside her
7.
What You Get 03:36
I decided to be what you wanted the part of me that cares for you, I'll let him out when I refuel Guess thats just what you get for being so stupid as to think your thoughts correspond with anything thats real at all. A gas station, in rural wisconsin will be his home from now on, where he can love you all he wants. Guess thats just what you get when you outlive your usefulness we could start a retirement home for splintered selves and phantasms hope he won't get too cold, in freezing rain and melting snow just hope that no one lets him know he's there A lone figure, in my rear-view mirror I'll visit him in a hundred years, if I'm still alive which of course I won't be Guess thats just what you get for being so stupid as to think your thoughts correspond with anything thats real at all.
8.
Myra came home, in bits and pieces in saliva, left on every envelope she sent "dear kind members, of my audience, I'm just writing, 'cause its the thing to do regarding the mind body problem: I've got both and thats my problem one would be enough for me" Myra wrote her, friends and family, until she had been, absorbed clean into her stationery "dear past neighbour or old acquaintance keep this letter somewhere cool and dry" Myra spread her whole life's labour over thirty years of paper "I've got a plan thats right for me, I've chosen simplicity"
9.
Marge: I'm having trouble fitting through your door dear is there something about these bruises on my forehead you find so appealing? Leroy: I thought that we'd been through all this before dear I cannot be held accountable for the layout of my apartment building Marge: well thats the same thing that you say about the way your eyes roam and though you say that you're sorry I wish you didn't have to Leroy: well it's not like I want to but meeting your eye level is such a giant hassle Narration: even the former WNBA player is finding it hard to feel like there's someone who cares enough about them to ignore the stares Marge: you know that it occurs to me dear that for every single day I've talked I've had the same damn conversation Leroy: well I guess that now you see dear that going out in public means a certain amount of stupid questions Marge: you know I always thought you saw me as more than a number sometimes I think I'll change my name to seven feet two inches Leroy: the advantage of which is? Marge: if nothing else its likely to save me time at parties
10.
I got a problem, maybe you can relate I clean everything right off my plate and now the weight is threatening to crush my bones I feel them splinter with every step up the stairs, at town hall And when your man-boobs finally crush this town the neighboring village is woke by the sound they start a collection and all pitch in and pull survivors from folds of skin the mayor delivers a rousing speech to the hobbled townspeople in the streets they'll send this crushed town up in flames rebuild it better on your remains up on the roof I start breathing in I feel the air inflate my skin until I'm many times my size I float until my spit starts to freeze count to ten, open my mouth
11.
You had better race for your life 'cause in one way or another little red haired girl is gonna send you running back to mother somehow I'm never quite sure what's going on why can't I have a normal dog? x2 Hey Charlie Brown! you've got a knife in your back! she took the ball! and now she aint comin' back!
12.
I'm old and grey I've got a bandaged hand to protect my skin for when I'm beating down on the frail white lid that separates my cells from death When you press your ear to the ground you hear a thundering sound it's heartbreak riding in when you hold that shell you hear a distant yell it's your own ghost's last demand
13.
Hey call the news aide this little mermaid is warm and dry muttering to herself I wanna touch someone, but I don't want them to touch me x2 Flash bulbs are bursting her condition's worsening she's refusing treatment refusing treatment even gloved hands are too personal no compromise and no reversal I wanna touch someone, but I don't want them to touch me x2

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released December 12, 2008

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